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CURRENT bluntfiend [bluntfiend] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
bluntfiend: If it will get you all off my back then fine. I'm here. Where do I start?
LG: I have waited for this for so long
TC: dude thats not the name format you have to do the thing
LG: shh spoilers just let him read
LG: I sent ya the download bf
bluntfiend: It used to be a website I thought?
LG: trust me even if the world hadn't decided to murder flash in cold blood you wouldn't want to touch the new site with a ten foot pole
BS: Glad to have you join us.
bluntfiend: How the fuck do I enter this kid's name?
TC: LMFAO
TC: just HOW high do you even have to BE to think the naming convention is a SPOILER
LG: just let him read!!
bluntfiend: Is this even a comic or a video game?
TC: yes
LG: yes
BS: Yes.
bluntfiend: I'll finish this by dinner right?
TC: LMFAO
BS: It is 8,000 pages. So no you will likely not.
bluntfiend: yare yare daze
BS: Remember Jude, the fate of the world depends on it.
bluntfiend: The kid is taking a dump on his desk.
bluntfiend: Can I just not? Can y'all just give me the cliffsnotes?
TC: no
LG: no
BS: The fate of the world.
TC: you gotta save the world jude
TC: are you a hero jude
TC: jude say the thing
bluntfiend: What thing?
TC: are you a hero yes or no
bluntfiend: This kid isn't even stuck in his home, what the fuck??
LG: I think we are best described as a pyrocumulus.
LG: except like, you know
LG: if it was the smoke coming out of a bong instead of a volcano.
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