-- bluntfiend [BF] began pestering bones [BS]--

BF: Am I gonna get the full details soon?

BS: Have you finished reading?

BF: Almost.

BF: I think.

BF: "You" just entered.

BS: I see.

BS: Please, call him Caliborn and me Bones. I'm not as picky as my sister is with the identity discourse.

BF: I still find that all very hard to believe.

BS: The magic chosen one who spends more time on shrooms and weed than not is still not convinced that I, the seemingly omniscient eye in the sky, might be of supernatural origin?

BF: Most of that part is fine it's the whole Homestuck thing I have trouble believing.

BS: There's nothing supernatural about that. Homestuck is just what happened to get my sister thinking differently. It could have been anything else just as easily.

BS: Are you implying we could have skipped the years of doubt if my sister had instead decided it was The Avengers that proved humanity deserved a chance to live?

BF: Now THAT would be hard to believe.

BS: I can change my name to Loki if you'd like.

BF: I just... I just want to know why the sudden rush? What happened?

BS: Apophis.

BF: I know about Apophis duh, but why is it suddenly such a big deal? I thought it wasn't going to be impactful?

BS: We did conclude that if the meteor were to collide with Earth it would simply burn up in the atmosphere.

BS: We decided based on that evidence it was no longer necessary to make preperations for a meteor apocalypse.

BF: And we all agreed to shut down Skaianet, yes.

BF: There was no danger. No meteor. No need to panic. Done. What the fuck happened?

BS: Apophis isn't a meteor.

BS: It's my mother.